guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
My life

teacher: just do your homework
doctor: just eat healthy
mum: just clean your room
opposite sex: just look gorgeous
friends: just be socially active
life: just be perfect
me: it's not that fucking easy dude

normal people watching a tv series: 1-2 episodes a night
me: 1-2 seasons a night
dreambiglivehealthy: keep-calm-get-skinny: gurl imma have to call you back omg i cant ahahahaha HAHA LOL

i don’t like the words “make love” probably due to my strong desire to be thrown against a wall but what can you do

(Source: hazomo, via brokenfromthememories)

iwillmakeyouskinny: I might need this.
During a run
brain: why are you going so slow?
lungs: I currently hate you.
feet: I'm gonna turn into weights now.
Legs muscles: I am going to start hurting in random places, kay?
Sidewalk: I really want to trip you in one of my holes or bumps.
People in cars: *hoooonk* Run Forrest Run!
People walking: nice ass baby
Me: Why do I do this to myself?
Me:
Me:
Me at end of run: I love running so much! I would never give this up!
<p> STORY OF MY LIFE.</p>

Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect